Friday, March 11, 2011

Cup Or Cone?


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Harry B. Sanderford


After repeated disappointments with his experiments in the field of Expeditious Nutrition, (including one nearly catastrophic incident with the Ham-O-Pult) Dr. Fullerfaster, as so often is the case, inadvertantly invents the ice cream bong. Ever on the lookout for new ways to indulge an old sweet-tooth, test subject Eugene eagerly shot-guns a bucket of butter brickle. Gravity urging the frosty treat south with no calorie surrendered revolving a cone, Eugene delights in the sinful sensuality of the creamy, cool, sweet so effortlessly ingested. True love he speculates, surely holds no deeper satisfaction than does this speedy delivery of sugary butterfat. Eugene is of course mistaken and not for the first time. His musings routinely fall somewhere short of insightful, but then Eugene after all, is an imbecile.

14 comments:

Rebecca Emin said...

*Snort* that is funny. I love the ending.
The photo, not so much!

Cathy Webster (Olliffe) said...

I loves me some man boobs! Mm, mm, mmm!
"Dr. Fullerfaster?" You crack me up, Harry. I love the tone in this story - it has a cool, scientific, detached voice that makes it even funnier.

~Tim said...

Wonderful tone to this and the photo fits it well.

theothersideofdeanna said...

Harry, I had to rush past the photo to keep from closing the window! Good thing I know you're great for a good laugh, and you certainly didn't disappoint here. :)

John Wiswell said...

Capital use of "calorie" in its actual functional intention rather than how it gravitates in most ice cream-related discussions. The whole story is a treat (pun unintended but embraced), but the use of "calorie" was my favorite part.

mazzz_in_Leeds said...

Dr Fullerfaster - lol
An ice cream bong, now that would come in handy after getting the muchies from use of other bongs...

Steve Green said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I don't always understand the exact meaning of every single word you write Harry, but your stories never, ever fail to amuse me.

Alan W. Davidson said...

He, he, he...I loved the idea of a ham-o-pult. Please, tell me more about this 'ice cream bong'. That guy's a dead ringer for and old co-worker of mine back in Ontario.

Stephen said...

Ice cream bong? Now that's one cool thought. Harry, you do come up with such fantastical ideas. Thanks.

Eric J. Krause said...

Funny stuff! Every visual is just a laugh-riot. Love the name Fullerfaster.

Stephen said...

Something very poetic about this one. I do hope you cover the Ham-o-Pult in a future episode. And the ice cream bong? lol. The mind boggles.

Harry said...

Thanks alot everyone! I guess Eugene was worried about ice cream dripping on his T-shirt. He does truly seem to be enjoying it though.

Icy Sedgwick said...

I love the idea of a ham-o-pult!!

Bukowski's Basement said...

Harry ... I thought this was hilarious.

Sorry I haven't been around. Been in the writing cave (and movie watching cave as well).

I've had the blogger blahs since December, dude... Can't seem to shake it.