Harry B. Sanderford
After repeated disappointments with his experiments in the field of Expeditious Nutrition, (including one nearly catastrophic incident with the Ham-O-Pult) Dr. Fullerfaster, as so often is the case, inadvertantly invents the ice cream bong. Ever on the lookout for new ways to indulge an old sweet-tooth, test subject Eugene eagerly shot-guns a bucket of butter brickle. Gravity urging the frosty treat south with no calorie surrendered revolving a cone, Eugene delights in the sinful sensuality of the creamy, cool, sweet so effortlessly ingested. True love he speculates, surely holds no deeper satisfaction than does this speedy delivery of sugary butterfat. Eugene is of course mistaken and not for the first time. His musings routinely fall somewhere short of insightful, but then Eugene after all, is an imbecile.
14 comments:
*Snort* that is funny. I love the ending.
The photo, not so much!
I loves me some man boobs! Mm, mm, mmm!
"Dr. Fullerfaster?" You crack me up, Harry. I love the tone in this story - it has a cool, scientific, detached voice that makes it even funnier.
Wonderful tone to this and the photo fits it well.
Harry, I had to rush past the photo to keep from closing the window! Good thing I know you're great for a good laugh, and you certainly didn't disappoint here. :)
Capital use of "calorie" in its actual functional intention rather than how it gravitates in most ice cream-related discussions. The whole story is a treat (pun unintended but embraced), but the use of "calorie" was my favorite part.
Dr Fullerfaster - lol
An ice cream bong, now that would come in handy after getting the muchies from use of other bongs...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I don't always understand the exact meaning of every single word you write Harry, but your stories never, ever fail to amuse me.
He, he, he...I loved the idea of a ham-o-pult. Please, tell me more about this 'ice cream bong'. That guy's a dead ringer for and old co-worker of mine back in Ontario.
Ice cream bong? Now that's one cool thought. Harry, you do come up with such fantastical ideas. Thanks.
Funny stuff! Every visual is just a laugh-riot. Love the name Fullerfaster.
Something very poetic about this one. I do hope you cover the Ham-o-Pult in a future episode. And the ice cream bong? lol. The mind boggles.
Thanks alot everyone! I guess Eugene was worried about ice cream dripping on his T-shirt. He does truly seem to be enjoying it though.
I love the idea of a ham-o-pult!!
Harry ... I thought this was hilarious.
Sorry I haven't been around. Been in the writing cave (and movie watching cave as well).
I've had the blogger blahs since December, dude... Can't seem to shake it.
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