by Zelda Martin and Harry B. Sanderford
Sadie loves to dress up for Halloween, but she's having a hal o' a time thinking up a costume she hasn't already done. She's been everything from Popeye to a demented nurse to a Martian, and oh yeah... a tube of toothpaste. This year she really wanted to push the envelope way outside of the ordinary and was mulling possible options when Stanley piped up with his annual suggestion that she should wear just her go-go boots and go as Puss in Boots while he puts a pot on his head and goes as Peter in a Pan.
"Stanley, I told you last year and the year before last, and I'll tell you again, WE ARE TOO FRIGGIN' OLD TO BE RUNNING AROUND NAKED IN PUBLIC, and if you mention my decrepit go-go boots one more time, you'll be gone-gone and your Peter WILL be in a Pan!"
There was a moment of poker faces before they both had to laugh. Then Stanley dumped the contents of a plastic pumpkin on the kitchen table, rummaged around for a Ring Pop and holding it up for Sadie said, "You will never be old in my eyes, girl goblin, Happy Anniversary!" Sadie accepted the tawdry treasure, and with tears of joy in her eyes replied, "It's been a lot of years since the day we made our lust legal, but you're still my favorite Tootsie-Troll."
Still uncertain about her costume, Sadie licked the new lolly seductively as Stanley laid her down on the mattress of miniature sweets and kissed her from her Mounds to her Whatchamacallit, whispering, "And you're my Bit-O-Honey, Sugar Baby."
Happy Halloween Everyone!
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Sadie loves to dress up for Halloween, but she's having a hal o' a time thinking up a costume she hasn't already done. She's been everything from Popeye to a demented nurse to a Martian, and oh yeah... a tube of toothpaste. This year she really wanted to push the envelope way outside of the ordinary and was mulling possible options when Stanley piped up with his annual suggestion that she should wear just her go-go boots and go as Puss in Boots while he puts a pot on his head and goes as Peter in a Pan.
"Stanley, I told you last year and the year before last, and I'll tell you again, WE ARE TOO FRIGGIN' OLD TO BE RUNNING AROUND NAKED IN PUBLIC, and if you mention my decrepit go-go boots one more time, you'll be gone-gone and your Peter WILL be in a Pan!"
There was a moment of poker faces before they both had to laugh. Then Stanley dumped the contents of a plastic pumpkin on the kitchen table, rummaged around for a Ring Pop and holding it up for Sadie said, "You will never be old in my eyes, girl goblin, Happy Anniversary!" Sadie accepted the tawdry treasure, and with tears of joy in her eyes replied, "It's been a lot of years since the day we made our lust legal, but you're still my favorite Tootsie-Troll."
Still uncertain about her costume, Sadie licked the new lolly seductively as Stanley laid her down on the mattress of miniature sweets and kissed her from her Mounds to her Whatchamacallit, whispering, "And you're my Bit-O-Honey, Sugar Baby."
Happy Halloween Everyone!
Madam Z Rocks all by herself here:
http://z-to-u.blogspot.com/
Check her out!
10 comments:
oh yuo, too.. I dnt have to whether its trick or traeting going on at this candy huose... ;-)
Nice collab guys... and thanks for the hubba-hubba pic!
Peter in a Pan: great in theory, never works out in practice. No kids, don't take treats from that man. None of them are fun size.
Well aren't these two just as sweet as candy!
Love the guy's ribbald remarks - he sounds so adorable I'd lay down with him on a bed of sweets any old time.
This was a sweet treat. I had to laugh out loud at the Mounds and Whatchamacallit
I loved this you two. Rofl. This is quite the visual.
Bwahahaha! This is so much fun! Reminds me of the time I dressed as a Hershey Kiss, before they actually created the costume. Of course that was way back in the college days...
Thanks for the laughs!
Fun piece, just right to put me in the mood for Halloween.
~jon
Heh, fun little story. Now, I still have to work out my Hallowe'en costume...
Kari @ The Best Place By The Fire
Aww. You guys are sweet enough to make my teeth hurt. You sure have authentic lovey voices in these pieces.
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