Reading Ripples
The bottle you have chosen is a precocious little number that hints of vinyl
car-seat leg sweat infused with the subtle nuances of Frito crumbs. The floor'll
bouquet with notes of paste wax and hippie sandal will bring a tear to the
eye. It pairs nicely with chicken or fish and is perfect partnered with
ham that smells like fish. Drink romantically from a paramour’s shoe of
this grape never stomped. Make Jello-shots or pour it on your cornflakes.
Seriously it's yours now, we don't care if you brush your teeth with it or pour
it in your radiator.
I don't entirely understand this, but it's weird and great in its way. Tight and flighty and funny.
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